When I was in school, pregnancies during school were rare, where now they’re so commonplace, many schools actually have Parenting classes. Despite every instruction, despite widespread sexual education, kids — yes, teens are still kids! — emulate the crap they seen on reality television shows…

Teenaged girls are bad for drama, it’s true. Teenaged boys are just as bad…

Most of time, it can be handled with extreme sarcasm.

The adolescent phone snickered for hours when the elder cellphone told him about his great-great-grandfather’s massive crank…

It’s odd to have lived long enough to see teenaged girls screaming profanities and slurs while fighting in the hallways, and teenaged boys being emotionally needy and crying at the drop of a hat.

I can’t find any fault at all with this one. In fact, it’s so brilliant, I’ll bet the teacher gave this kid an A — for Asshole!