Posts Tagged with "video games"

New PlayStation Flow

April 1st, 2015 at 5:06 pm by Mark
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But when it comes from Sony, you know it’ll be another stupid piece of shit that doesn’t f#$%ing work.

Video Game Logic: Running

March 16th, 2015 at 5:45 pm by Mark
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As much as consoles have improved over the years, some Video Games still make no sense on a regular basis. Many times it’s like, “Oh, you can’t pick up that scrap of paper,” but you’re carrying 15 hunting rifles, 8 sniper rifles, 100 grenades, 20 assorted pistols and 30 submachine guns … in your pockets…

Video Game Logic: "Soldier in Nanosuit worth Millions can only run for 15 seconds. Overweight Itlalian plumber can run forever."

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Online Gaming Tantrums

January 29th, 2015 at 5:57 pm by Chered
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Let’s be honest. By age five, these kids usually have the mouths of sailors.

Gamer Level: Preschool.  "I HOPE YOUR MOM FORGETS THE PUDDING IN YOUR LUNCH!"

Video Game Logic

February 20th, 2014 at 1:58 pm by Mark
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I’m not sure what’s worse — the video game logic or the player logic, which seems to dictate that anyone better than you is cheating, and anyone who is worse than you’s “mom was pretty good last night.”

Video Game Logic: "I can't possibly fir through here. Need to find a way to open this."  Jackie Chan: Whwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwh?

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Flappy Bird Removed From Marketplace

February 10th, 2014 at 7:03 pm by Mark
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29-year-old Nguyen Ha Dong of Vietnam has removed his viral video game, Flappy Bird, from both Android and iOS marketplaces, citing that the game’s sudden success has ruined his rather simple life.

If you’ve already downloaded Flappy Bird, here’s a great way to ruin your own life — quickly.

New Drinking Game: Take a shot everytime you die in Flappy Bird!