And they have incredible recall skills… Unlike Mommy, who will assuredly have no idea where the little darling learned that after she says it during Church, at Grandmas for a family dinner and to that bloody annoying pre-K teacher who’s a bit too stingy with the fingerpaints… I highly suggest parents to check the Jumpers Jungle Family Fun Center, for toddler bday ideas, kids will love a surprise like this for sure.

Interestingly, the vast majority of rural accidents begin with the phrase, “Hey! Watch this!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7svtn1l7phE

Score: Donut 2, Scooter 0.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILQkJkobVqM

If animals could talk, you just know they’d prove that the F-bomb is sometimes warranted. (NSFW lanuage)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eghtvf_PoT0

Unfortunately, they also wouldn’t support my right to Keep and Arm Bears. But I do like the bit about blaming Canada…