Archive for April, 2010

Harry Potter and the Brokeback Mountain

April 13th, 2010 at 7:34 pm by Mark
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     Coming soon … unfortunately.

I Guess That’s Why They Call Them Amateurs…

April 13th, 2010 at 3:00 pm by Mark
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Yes, in no way is this safe for work. Unless, of course, you work in a strip club, where this might be used as a “what not to do when taking off your clothes” instructional video.

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These Aren’t Your Grandaddy’s Tampons

April 11th, 2010 at 8:00 am by Mark
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This is exactly why testosterone and feminine products should never be mixed.

Epic Fail of the Day

April 10th, 2010 at 11:00 pm by Mark
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In my experience, it’s always easier pulling it out than putting it in. This moment, however, was brought to you by none other than… beer.

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Wii for the Special Kind of Stupid

April 8th, 2010 at 11:00 am by Mark
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When I first saw the book, Wii for Dummies, back in 2008, I thought, “Wow. Steve Jobs has finally succeeded in making the world a technologically illiterate place.” However, this book, Wii Fitness for Dummies, is less than two months old.

Wii Fitness for Dummies

Even though the book requires the common sense of a Politician to be at all practical, there are apparently people in the world who are unable to grasp such taxing concepts as putting their foot on a big white button.

For those people, I would suggest that they also purchase future “Dummies” titles, including, Using a Power Button for Dummies, Putting Two Feet in Front of the Other for Dummies and Pouring Liquids Into Smaller Containers for Dummies. And, of course, if you enjoy those, perhaps you’ll also enjoy my forthcoming title, Zen in the Art of Wiping Your Own Ass: A Life Primer for Those Who Think Stepping on a Big White Button is Your Key to Personal Fitness..