Archive for November, 2011

Occupy What? Oh…

November 17th, 2011 at 3:12 pm by Glenn
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I can’t say it better than this guy. I’m guessing the characters are fictional, which is too bad. Sure they exist though.

National ‘Dutch Oven’ Day

November 11th, 2011 at 6:00 am by Glenn
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OK – so I realize that I’ve been away for a while with no excuse but the call has been loud and clear so to all of my faithful readers, you can sleep easy now knowing that I’m back on the job.

So where did we leave off? I believe I was just starting to get in the swing of criticizing that douche-bag Newt Gingrich. Or was it that pointy nosed chicken looking wife of his? While I can guarantee it was the later, I can also guarantee that no one cares about those two.

So what should we care about? Well, today we should care about farting. And we should care about its effect on our relationships. And we should care about how farting is perceived in the bedroom. And we should help our partners understand how it isn’t our fault. And we should help our partners become desensitized to the effects of farting. So men! Hear my call! It’s time to rally!

For tonight … we fart. And we fart with pride. And we fart knowing that others too are farting. So go forth, eat those beans, eat that corn, chug that pork. And tonight, when the time is right, we will all pull the covers over our heads and share our masterful trumpeting and odoriferous flatulence with our wives, our girlfriends, our lovers!

Welcome to the inaugural ‘National Dutch Oven Day’!


Hucked own Foniks Werx fir Me

November 10th, 2011 at 1:04 pm by Mark
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While many decry the lack of education in poverty-stricken, African American neighborhoods, there are often stark reminders that more affluent Caucasians may actually be at least fifty-percent of the problem. More notable, Phonics Education can create a terrible quagmire amidst certain regional accents…


November 9th, 2011 at 1:01 pm by Mark
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Isn’t it amazing how everyone is so apt to distrust and just think the worst of something completely innocent? The nerve…

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Short Man’s Complex

November 8th, 2011 at 12:56 pm by Mark
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Now we know why all these baggy-shirted guys have the attitude: it’s a clear-cut case of short man’s complex!