While demotivational graphics can be humorous to those endowed with the gift of sarcasm, they absolute do not translate to real life. Unless, of course, you want to make your own damn sammich.

Now with added underwire.

It’s no big secret that Twilight is more gay than Zacque’s house key…

In this day and age, how many Women in this situation would believe that that’s his problem?

Although, you have to admire how straightforward he was about it.