Archive for March, 2012

Government Gas Coupons Now in Circulation

March 28th, 2012 at 5:17 pm by Mark
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If anyone has a spare few of these, please send them my way so that I don’t have to take out a second mortgage on the house just to fill the gas tank.

Pharmacy Instructions for Asshats

March 28th, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Michelle
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This could only be possible if your head’s up your ass.

The Condom Conundrum

March 27th, 2012 at 5:31 pm by Mark
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Paradoxical product placement by Erwin Shrödinger’s great grandson, Bobby Jim.

Still, with this image, I can’t help but think it was the store’s lack of condom ads on the beer & wine aisle that got them into that mess, anyway…

Note: Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is a purely a freakin’ joke.

There’s a Reason This Guy is Single

March 26th, 2012 at 5:38 pm by Mark
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Perhaps Jessica doesn’t care for his incessant references to Star Wars. Perhaps she’s worried about his obsessive attention to fantasy. Perhaps it’s disheartening that he won’t take “no,” for an answer. But the primary reason Jessica doesn’t want to be with him is because he WANTS TO CUT HER OPEN, PULL OUT HER GUTS AND CLIMB INSIDE HER TO KEEP WARM! WHAT THE FUCK?!

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If Jesus Had Facebook…

March 25th, 2012 at 1:55 pm by Mark
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With 144,000 friends, Calender Event privacy set to “Family,” Relationship Status set to “Only Me,” and constant friend requests from whackjobs, Jesus would probably hide his Facebook profile. Oh, but there would be a Dislike button.

Tip: Amy @ UrlyBits