As if the Dating scene wasn’t traumatic enough…

In this day and age, it’s pretty much a given that kids don’t understand much but sarcasm. I blame Facebook.

That said, this is pretty clear “WIN” for Dad. 😉

Though considered troublesome by many, teenage sarcasm may be directly proportionate to the number of “TMI” (Too Much Information) episodes by a given parent…

In the next scene, after getting rid of Bella, Blade looks at Edward and says, “Looks like your mascara’s running.” Edward, in true glitter-boy fashion, doesn’t intend to hang around…

For those who can’t be restricted to Twilight’s rather limited Team Necrophilia or Team Bestiality, now there’s an alternative…