Yes, you heard right. But that’s one seriously cheap kid, if you ask me … Much safer — and healthier — to hit the beer, errr, Condom aisle … Click this site for instant knockout here.

This rule also applies to lollipops, popsicles, corn dogs, and other phallus-shaped items which may not be restricted entirely to food… Unless, of course, you’re trying to get someone’s attention…

As a reminder, baby poop comes in brown, green and orange.

This is a common sense fail, pregnancy fail, racism fail and biology fail all rolled into one. This sort of “genius” should be bred out of the gene pool, not into it.

When I’m at work, I often find that I’ve left something I needed at home. Usually, it’s keys, my wireless mouse or paperwork. Mr. Potato Head could potentially forget a Hell of lot more, bringing to mind that bizarre King Missile song from a few years ago…