Next week, I’ll be sure and make an infographic for how to pet a Sea Urchin vs. a Sea Anemone…

“Man, I wish I had a Twinkie,” someone mentioned earlier today. “Don’t you wish Twinkies were still around?”

“Meh,” I muttered. “I don’t really care for sweets, and I don’t smoke weed.”

Again, we see English words used as a design element… in this case, the lyrics to a popular Eminem song. This is, however, not unlike the American idiot with, “I’m a sweet little prostitute,” tattooed on his arm in Chinese because he thought it said, “Fierce warrior.”

Once upon a time, I had a cat who was so rambunctious he was neutered and de-clawed fifteen years ago.

There’s just nothing like being asked, “Did they say erectile dysfunction? What are they talking about?” by a five-year-old. Thank you, NFL Football!