Archive for February, 2013

Want an “I Beat Anorexia” T-Shirt?

February 2nd, 2013 at 5:26 pm by Mark
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With a 6XL Men’s, I think someone might’ve sat on anorexia, and killed it dead…

I Beat Anorexia T-Shirt (Small - 6XL)

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What’s the Most Annoying Song You Can Imagine?

February 2nd, 2013 at 5:12 pm by Mark
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Ever get a song in your head that won’t go away, and you become so distressingly annoyed that you’re tempted to repeatedly impale your ear canals with a corkscrew? Take it from me — and trust me on this — It will not help… (see link)

"I'm a Barbie Girgle, in the Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic!" "Admit it. You read this with an annoying woman's voice."  NO. I started signing the freaking song. And now it's stuck in my head.  Thanks a lot.

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Don’t You Hate it When Your Shadow Photobombs You?

February 2nd, 2013 at 1:09 pm by Mark
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Strangely, the Shadow didn’t seem to mind…

Awkward: That moment when you realize your shadow is having more fun than you are.

Did You Know Lobsters are Alive When You Kill Them?

February 1st, 2013 at 9:52 pm by Mark
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I don’t want to live on this planet any more…

Snooki: "That's why I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it."

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