In case of Apocalypse, if movies are correct, you should also be sure to stay away from the White House in DC, the Pyramids in Egypt, the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, the Eiffel Tower in Paris, the Millennium Bridge in London, the Colosseum in Rome, Hoover Dam on the border of Arizona & Nevada, and the Hollywood Sign.

You should also avoid the entire Jakarta, Los Angeles, & Washington, D.C. freeway systems… regardless of whether or there’s an Apocalypse going on.

Apparently, she’s more into bestiality than necrophilia…

In the immortal words of a very mortal Facebook user:

I hate people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re. There so stupid.

Ohio-born Jonathan Winters was a straight-up comic genius, a man of a thousand voices — including that of Papa Smurf in the 2011 movie. The news of his death today makes me wanna find old episodes of Mork & Mindy…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDDXjZ2wLxw

This follows some absolutely inedible creations found at the grocery outlet a few weeks ago…