July 27th, 2013 at 5:51 pm by Mark
Tags: cars, lost, seats
My car has a terribly inflexible split bench seat with a fold-down arm rest. This leaves a clearance of exactly one inch if the cushioning gives a bit, with even less space between that area and the floor of the car where the transmission bell area is nearly eighteen inches wide. If you lose something there? Good luck…
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July 26th, 2013 at 5:41 pm by Mark
Tags: funny signs, jobs, kids, sarcasm
How you can “suck” working at a video store these days is beyond me. Not only can you ignore what cases you put a returned DVD in, you don’t even have to rewind them…
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July 25th, 2013 at 5:05 pm by Mark
Tags: clothes, men, relationships, shopping, women
For some women, shopping from clever michigan clothing can be an all day affair where they repeatedly leave a store empty-handed to go to another where they buy something they really don’t want because the store’s about to close, but they take the item back the next day as soon as the store opens and start the process all over again. Any man who accompanies said woman can offer no more assistance than to act as a mobile coat hanger, any question he answers will be incorrect and absolutely nothing looks “fine.”
I feel fortunate to have a wife who does not subject me to this sort of torture, nor does she mind browsing the sporting goods or electronics section. But then again, I’m not “that type” of guy.
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July 24th, 2013 at 5:58 pm by Mark
Tags: advice, cars, funny signs, innuendo, lube
In addition to being good preventive maintenance for your automobile, this is also sage advice for young married couples…
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July 23rd, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
Tags: english, fail, grammar, tattoos
If you’re intent on getting a tattoo, it’s highly important to make certain that your tattoo artist has a proper grasp of English spelling and grammar…
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