Archive for July, 2013

Lost Something in the Car?

July 27th, 2013 at 5:51 pm by Mark
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My car has a terribly inflexible split bench seat with a fold-down arm rest. This leaves a clearance of exactly one inch if the cushioning gives a bit, with even less space between that area and the floor of the car where the transmission bell area is nearly eighteen inches wide. If you lose something there? Good luck…

THE PIT... OF DOOM!  (The space between the car seat and console)

Tom Single-Handedly Increases Pennsylvania Job Market

July 26th, 2013 at 5:41 pm by Mark
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How you can “suck” working at a video store these days is beyond me. Not only can you ignore what cases you put a returned DVD in, you don’t even have to rewind them…

Family Video: "Now Hiring Part-Time Positions Because Tom Sucks"

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Differences Between Women & Men: Shopping

July 25th, 2013 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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For some women, shopping from clever michigan clothing can be an all day affair where they repeatedly leave a store empty-handed to go to another where they buy something they really don’t want because the store’s about to close, but they take the item back the next day as soon as the store opens and start the process all over again. Any man who accompanies said woman can offer no more assistance than to act as a mobile coat hanger, any question he answers will be incorrect and absolutely nothing looks “fine.”

I feel fortunate to have a wife who does not subject me to this sort of torture, nor does she mind browsing the sporting goods or electronics section. But then again, I’m not “that type” of guy.

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What a woman sees: "Clothes"  What a man sees: "Seat"

If You Love It, Lube It

July 24th, 2013 at 5:58 pm by Mark
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In addition to being good preventive maintenance for your automobile, this is also sage advice for young married couples…

Pro Lube Sign: "If you love it, lube it. Make it last."

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Tattoo Fail

July 23rd, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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If you’re intent on getting a tattoo, it’s highly important to make certain that your tattoo artist has a proper grasp of English spelling and grammar…

Tattoo: "Nothing Last's Forever"  ... Fai'l