Archive for January, 2014

Something Extra in Your Sandwich (NSFW)

January 17th, 2014 at 9:35 pm by Mark
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The least he could do is eat it. The best he could do is finish.

I don't think I can eat this sandwich...

Marriage Proposal Rejected by Finger

January 17th, 2014 at 7:46 pm by Mark
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To the groom to be, at least it wasn’t her middle finger.

"I said yes!"  Smapaynepapi: "But your finger says no. :-("

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Unexpected Proposals

January 17th, 2014 at 5:33 pm by Mark
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I’m sure this sort of pranking is why I’ll be going to Hell…

"Marry Me" Coffee Cup: Imagine how much fun you could have with these while service random couples in a coffee shop.

Dreamcatcher Navel Piercing

January 17th, 2014 at 3:33 pm by Anita
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I … have … no words. But I know where you can buy one

'Cause, you know... in case your Vagina has nightmares...

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The Dating Game: You Can’t Win Edition

January 17th, 2014 at 1:11 pm by Mark
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I’ve seen this game played out over and over.

The corollary: I never gave a damn about where to eat — food is food, and I eat a lot of it — because spending time with and keeping her happy was always the more important priority.

Me? I’ll take a $5 Taco Bell box, and probably eat again in an hour. 😉

So then I told him, "No, you choose the restaurant. I don't care where we go. lolz"