Shoot first, and ask questions later seems to be the trend of the average Stormtrooper. That must lead to real letdowns…

Just in case you were as cool as Liam Neeson — it happens sometimes — know that you’ll still never be as cool as Darth Vader.

Not that I’m a fashion critic or anything, but if that were to happen to me, at least I’d be more appropriately dressed. 😉

It’s been another great year for blogitude.com! Today, we’d like to recap our top ten, most popular & most shared posts from 2013:

#10 – Age Test: Cassette Tape and a BIC Pen?
March 9th, 2013 at 5:38 pm by Mark

If you get this, it doesn’t mean you’re old. It just means you have a sick mind.

#9 – Guys: It’s Never Too Hot to Take Off Your Shirt
July 8th, 2013 at 5:21 pm by Mark

According to most women, the only man allowed to take off his shirt at any given time is Channing Tatum.

#8 – Facebook Status Hack? Check. Phone Prank? Check.
March 10th, 2013 at 1:42 pm by Mark

This is the perfect time to perform the otherwise useless skill of yelling, “Dude! She called you a scruffy-looking nerf-herder!” in Shyriiwook.

#7 – Stubborn Graffiti
April 18th, 2013 at 9:09 pm by Mark

Sounds like some women I know, too. 😉

#6 – Do-It-Yourself Tattoo Removal Kit
May 19th, 2013 at 5:34 pm by Mark

I’m not sure why I’ve had the sudden interest in bad tattoos lately. But for those in need, Amazon has a veritable treasure trove of tattoo removal gear to fit most every budget…

#5 – Best Worst Mascara Review Ever
February 16th, 2013 at 12:15 pm by Michelle

Ever left your most prized, expensive mascara in the car overnight during the summer or winter? Similar effect…

#4 – Alicia Keys Blasts Kim & Kanye on Twitter
June 21st, 2013 at 5:43 pm by Mark

“North West” might be a cute and clever name for a baby, but only if your name is Kanye. Neither parent seems to care about the future chiding, “I went down south on North West,” when she’s in high school…

#3 – CVS Sale Price Tags
June 28th, 2013 at 5:10 pm by Mark

I’ve spent a lot more time in CVS Pharmacy during the last year, and seen some rather interesting inventory tags which have really made me question the quality of CVS as a brand…

#2 – Master Yoda Speaks About Breeding
May 13th, 2013 at 9:19 pm by Mark

Sounds like some people I know, and unfortunately, the damage is already done to their children, as well. At least I had the good sense to not…

#1 – Trolling Win: The Glass of Water Trick
February 9th, 2013 at 5:54 pm by Mark

Sometimes, you get to troll a perfect audience…

Thanks, everyone, for reading, re-posting and sharing!

This was so abhorrent, I’ll just link to my Amazon Review:

First, I’ll put it succinctly:

WORST. TOILET PAPER. EVER.

Now, if you’re still reading, fine, I will expand that by saying, this totally usurps my previous “worst toilet paper ever!” review, which was Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight boxed set that I bought the woman I was happily married to for a short time. One star is too much for it! I’d give it NEGATIVE ONE BILLION STARS because it chaffed my ass worse than the John Wayne, “True Grit” toilet paper that I bought back in the 70’s.

For now, thanks to this product and the very stiffness of the paper, I have a multicolored hemorrhoid the size of large marble which requires hourly attention. From here on out, I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to experiment with any additional forms of toilet paper EVER AGAIN!

That’s right — from here on out, I’m sticking with Cottonelle!

Well deserved, like the review of the video.

Hat Tip: The now very happily-married-and-raising-a-famly, Laura Lee. Congrats, girl!