February 28th, 2014 at 7:51 pm by Jason![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/94ccb077a46367bd3b3ea661f0d8da0a?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: asshats, coffee, marriage, poisoned, psychos, rat poison, strichnine
A few months ago a friend of mine’s wife kept bragging how she was just as crazy and mean as her mother. She had just told us the story about how her mother had put rat poison in her father’s coffee for months.
![Writing in the bottom of a Coffee Cup: "You've been poisoned."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/YouveBeenPoisoned.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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February 28th, 2014 at 5:12 pm by Jason![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/94ccb077a46367bd3b3ea661f0d8da0a?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: asshats, cellphones, psychos, telephones
I know one person who wouldn’t be answering the phone at all but it’s his work number. lol
![Nice Try, Block Number, but I Don't Even Answer the Phone for People I Know!](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/BlockedNumber.jpg?resize=460%2C307&ssl=1)
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February 28th, 2014 at 3:13 pm by Jason![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/94ccb077a46367bd3b3ea661f0d8da0a?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: dogs, old yeller, where the red fern grows
After this, I didn’t bother letting him watch Where the Red Fern Grows…
![On reflection, allowing Buddy to watch the end of Old Yeller might not have been the best idea...](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/OlYeller.jpg?resize=460%2C307&ssl=1)
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February 28th, 2014 at 1:23 pm by Jason![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/94ccb077a46367bd3b3ea661f0d8da0a?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: beach, marines, military, sand, vacation
What, like nobody’s built a sand fort before…
![This is why I can't take my marine friends to the beach.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/MarineFriendsAtTheBeach.jpg?resize=460%2C345&ssl=1)
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February 27th, 2014 at 7:47 pm by Jason![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/94ccb077a46367bd3b3ea661f0d8da0a?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: guns, insults, obama, Putin, Russia
Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.
![Vladimir Putin: "Barack Obama... Never Heard of Her."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/VladimirPutinOnObama.jpg?resize=460%2C345&ssl=1)
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