Archive for February, 2014

Mixed Memes

February 7th, 2014 at 7:01 pm by Mark
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When memes get old, sometimes they bear an only child.

One does not simply... have time for that.

Earbug From the Most Interesting Man in the World

February 7th, 2014 at 5:56 pm by Mark
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You just sang it in your head, didn’t you?

I don't always leave my friends behind.  But when I do, it's because my friends can't dance and if they don't dance, well then they're not friends of mine.

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How to Understand Women: A Child’s Perspective

February 7th, 2014 at 1:57 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, it’s difficult to tell whether kids are wise beyond their years or just mimicking an adult…

Cover: "How to Understand Women."  Page 1:  "This book is all about understand women.  Best-selling author."  Page 2: "You can't.  The end."

American Journalists Still Complaining in Sochi

February 6th, 2014 at 7:57 pm by Mark
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Today, journalists in Sochi, Russia for the opening of the Winter Olympics are complaining about all of the shirtless photos of Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin. They apparently do not realize that Vladimir Putin is what happens when James Bond gets one of his villains pregnant and the child grows up to kick both their asses.

Vladimir Putin Riding Bear.  "Liberty. American may have right bear arms. But Soviet Russian have right to whole bear."

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Are Helen Keller Jokes Offensive?

February 6th, 2014 at 5:32 pm by Mark
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If I have to ask whether a joke is going to offend anyone before I post it, it probably is. That does not, however, mean I that won’t spew coffee out my nose the first time I hear it…

Helen Keller and her beloved cat, "Mittens"