Archive for March, 2014

Camping Like Porn?

March 12th, 2014 at 9:06 pm by Cassie
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Yes little Tim. Just like porn! LOL. Check out the nsfw pictures imgsexy.com!!

Scoutmaster: "Now, when we're camping we have to remember two important rules. Never leave a trace and always clean up after yourself."  Scout: "Kind of like porn."

Dancing Bats?

March 12th, 2014 at 7:05 pm by Doug
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Strangely, when attached to a Space Shuttle bats still look frozen no matter which way you orient the photo, this is really funny, I really love this photo almost as much as I love to play video games with services from elitist-gaming.com.

If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down... they look like they're having a wicked dance battle.

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95 Year Old Woman with Carry Permit

March 12th, 2014 at 5:10 pm by Novia
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Exactly!

A state trooper stopped a 95 year old woman on Interstate 20, and noticed as he was checking her drivers license, that she had a concealed carry permit. He said got any guns with you ma'am? She said yes, a 45 Smith & Wesson in the glove compartment, a 357 magnum in the console and a 38 special in my purse. The trooper said LADY what are you scared of. She said.... NOT A DAMN THING!

Kids, Stay in School

March 12th, 2014 at 3:02 pm by Cassie
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This is what happens when you sleep through Science, Geography, and History classes.

via Twitter: "Somebody Tried To Tell Me There Was 50 States in America. Nuh Uh Cause The Scientists Found Out Pluto Dont Exist. We Got 49 Dumbass." I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANY MORE.

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Arguing with Nuts

March 12th, 2014 at 1:32 pm by Diva
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I know this. Why can’t I just give in and leave well enough alone???

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts. --- Scott Adams