Archive for March, 2015

Zombie-Proof Graves?

March 8th, 2015 at 5:33 pm by Mark
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Though this may be one way to avoid a horrible Zombie Apocalypse, I’m a larger fan of proactively tying together the shoe-laces of each and every dead body so that said Apocalypse will be absolutely hilarious.

Zombie-Proof Grave: Your Move, Zombies!

What Smells Better Than Bacon?

March 7th, 2015 at 5:49 pm by Mark
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One of the few things in the world that smells better than bacon

Yankee Candle: "Freshly Signed Divorce Papers"  The Flicking Candle Company

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The Rock Driving Meme

March 6th, 2015 at 5:44 pm by Mark
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Everyone knows the meme. Everyone forgets the scene is from Disney’s “Race to Witch Mountain.” This one mixed it up a bit…

The Rock Driving: "My wife is pregnant." Baby: "Who's the father?"  The Rock surprised. Baby, scared: "I mean, good job. Congrats!"

Yoda, Master of Puns

March 5th, 2015 at 5:58 pm by Mark
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The Internet clearly leads to the dark side…

Yoda: "Why was Five afraid of Seven?  Because Six Seven Eight..."

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Loudmouth Friend?

March 4th, 2015 at 5:35 pm by Chered
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Most everyone has made this face in angry-terror because of a someone with a big mouth.

When your friend almost slips up and tells some shit nobody supposed to know: "YOU BETTA SHUT YO ASS UP!"