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Glenn is weird. That's all we can say about Glenn.

Dear Yahoo…

July 23rd, 2012 at 10:35 am by Glenn
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Every day when I get bored at work I start browsing around and usually end up on the Yahoo home page for a little while. What’s got me bothered is your stupid AUTOPLAY VIDEO AT HIGHEST VOLUME POSSIBLE policy. I mean c’mon, I’m trying to be discreet and shit and here you go again blasting news to the office or worse, some non-targeted commercial for tampons or something else I have no possible use for…

So — all I ask is that you identify my IP address and only play commercials that are focused soundly around beer, condoms, and breasts, or just plainly turn the sound to minimum and let me choose how loudly I want to hear things.

Sincerely,

Glenn

Anderson Cooper: ‘The fact is, I’m gay’

July 3rd, 2012 at 5:06 pm by Glenn
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Me: “well … duh!”

Tip: MSNBC News