Author Archive for Jason

Lest We Forget Call Blocking…

March 4th, 2014 at 7:01 pm by Jason
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Or certain “someones” who must be mentally insane for the way the talk to and treat you…

Two Things I'm Thankful for: 1. Friends & Family, 2. Caller ID to avoid certain Friends & Family

Headache Excuse to Avoid Sex?

March 3rd, 2014 at 9:22 pm by Jason
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I did say I was too tired once but then she… Well, let’s just say I wasn’t tired anymore.

My head hurts. We can't have sex. SAID NO MAN EVER!

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Mother’s Curse Forgets Future Babysitting

March 3rd, 2014 at 1:46 pm by Jason
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I’m glad my kids are the best in the world.

My Mom Once Told me, I Hope Your Kids Turn You Twice As Bad As You. She Didn't Realize One Day She's Be Babysitting Them!

Family Feud: Less Family Than Usual

March 2nd, 2014 at 7:23 pm by Jason
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Wow they read my mind!

Family Feud: "No something that gets hard when it gets cold."  "Nipples."  "I'm just trying to keep the show together for a season! Just one! Just let me get a season in."  #4: Nipples (7).

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When Cute Becomes Annoying

March 2nd, 2014 at 5:08 pm by Jason
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When the toy’s as big as the dog you have to try and avoid throwing the dog by mistake.

Please Throw It... 3,000 More Times.