Single on Valentine’s Day?
February 14th, 2015 at 7:02 pm by Mark
Tags: cake, cheesecake, love, single, valentines day
Cheer up, sunshine. You could come home to a relationship like this… And it’s not even Cheesecake.
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Tags: cake, cheesecake, love, single, valentines day
Does Your Ex Miss You On Valentine’s Day?
February 14th, 2015 at 2:06 pm by MarkTags: exes, guns, pulp fiction, stalkers, valentines day
I know one ex who misses me on Valentine’s Day. I certainly hope her aim doesn’t improve…
“Pulp Fiction” Screenshot Copyright © 1994, Miramax, A Band Apart and Jersey Films
Valentine’s Day Stalker?
February 14th, 2015 at 1:28 pm by MarkTags: pepper spray, stalking, valentines day
These days, some “Secret Admirers” go far beyond the acceptable…
Over 40 and Single on Valentine’s Day?
February 14th, 2015 at 11:08 am by MarkTags: cats, single, valentines day
On Valentine’s Day, a middle-aged cat lady receives a visit from her Fairy Godmother, who offers her three wishes.
“I wish I was twenty-one and beautiful!” The wish is instantly granted.
“I wish I had a million dollars!” The wish is granted.
“I wish that my cat here was the most handsome, sexiest guy in the world and that he’s madly in love with me!” The wish is granted.
The now-young lady and her man go inside, but he seems uninterested in doing anything more than cuddling, despite her repeated attempts to get him in the mood. Her frustration is beginning to show.
He stops, looks deeply into her eyes and says, “Are you upset that you had me fixed?”
Another Reason Why Germans Don’t Play Scrabble
February 13th, 2015 at 5:40 pm by MarkTags: complicated, english, German, scrabble
Because four words, “floor sanding machine rental” was just too damned easy.
