Seriously, what guy actually listens to Nickelback?

Nearly fifty percent of all marriages in the US end in divorce, according to 2009 statistics provided by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD). Comparatively (in an apples and oranges sort of way), the OECD reports that 30.6% of Americans are obese.

Conversely, these study’s Administrators largely consisted of short, fat, balding European accountants — overwhelmingly Caucasian males — who possess only a tenuous grasp of both common sense and the society around them, and have almost no chance of ever getting laid without money changing hands. Click here for more loanovao.co.uk

How will anyone know you’re interested if you never have the nerve to tell them? Of course, here they take it on with a harmless joke, and finding a funny side to situations is healthy! Some people do have questions like these however. How to talk to girls, or even once you have, how to last longer in bed are very common questions that people can sadly be to timid or not have the right person to talk to about it. Talk to a trusted friend, or a counselor, and be careful what advice you choose to listen to online if you decide to look for answers there. Be ready to run into many funny posts on the topic like this one! Don’t get frustrated, all posts like this one mean is that it is that prevalent, and therefore perfectly ok to not know how to deal with yourself. Allow yourself to have fun with it too!

All of this is easily explained: Edward Cullen’s so glittery, he was was probably crapped out of a Unicorn’s butt.

Vlad III Dracula, Prince of Walachia, was born in Sighișoara, Transylvania in 1431. He was the son of Vlad II Dracul, a member of the Christian Order of the Dragon, sworn to protect The Hungarian Empire from the Ottoman Turks. Despite this, he was given away as a hostage to the Ottoman Empire in order show his father’s loyalty to the Sultan Mehmed II. His first wife jumped from a tower during the Ottoman siege at Poenari, a siege led by his own brother, Radu Bey, aka Radu III The Handsome.

These were among the events that inspired the vengeful, sadistic personality commonly known as Vlad the Impaler, given due to his penchant for impaling the bodies of his defeated enemies on the walls of conquered territories.

Vlad’s reign was so horrific, in fact, that his history inspired Bram Stoker’s Count Dracula, as well as a multitude of other Vampire stories attempting to tie in history with folklore.

Note: Vlad strangled Vladislav II to death in 1456, yet it’s Vlad pictured. It’s still funny.