Author Archive for Mark

After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnetâ„¢ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy. Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.

Unexpected Consequences of Bilingual Packaging

February 20th, 2012 at 5:56 pm by Mark
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No, really, it is for external use only…

Tip: Bruce, who doesn’t have a blog.

Rihanna’s Hair at the Grammy Awards

February 19th, 2012 at 12:53 pm by Mark
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Noting that we are an “Entertainment” site, there’s only one thing I can say about Rihanna’s hair at last week’s Grammy Awards… Out of any joke, she definitely uses jamaican black castor oil, we have to admit that she has nice hair.

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Public Service Announcement: What’s More Important?

February 19th, 2012 at 11:39 am by Mark
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The Media constantly inundates with useless trivia about the personal lives of entertainers, rather than any real current events which affect our daily lives such as Foreign Policy, Terrorism, War or what’s happening in Congress. Consequently, Americans become even more out of touch and blissfully ignorant of the state of the world around them.

Having fed your brain the useless fodder it felt was newsworthy, so-called News Media then turns around and makes report after report about how stupid you, the viewer, are given that you don’t know anything of current, and important, events.

Having such a contemptible News Media makes it ever more important to know the difference between between Entertainment and Information, between Fiction and Fact and between Fantasy and Reality.

Proof That CAPTCHA Sucks

February 18th, 2012 at 2:23 pm by Mark
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Just about every time you post any message, sign up for an account, or punch in a wrong password, you get stuck with stupid “Enter the text/numbers” CAPTCHA codes. And now we know for certain, and by its own admission, that CAPTCHA sucks.

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Free Energy from Junk

February 18th, 2012 at 12:25 pm by Mark
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Of course, the high-tech version of this includes a wheel, a piezo electric generator, a computer and a wrist strap…