Author Archive for Mark

After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnet™ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy. Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.

One Crazy Pussy

January 29th, 2012 at 3:37 pm by Mark
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Who Said Bible School Can’t Be Fun?

January 29th, 2012 at 1:10 am by Mark
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The Roxbury Guys would be proud…

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Eat More … Umm, Nevermind

January 28th, 2012 at 5:26 pm by Mark
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It’s like I’ve always said: Vegetables aren’t food. Vegetables are what food eats.

Besides … Who is PeTA kidding? Silicone isn’t meat.

Plastic Surgery: It’s All the Rage

January 28th, 2012 at 11:17 am by Mark
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In this day and age, people are quite comfortable with the idea of surgical manipulation in order to be closer to their idea of “beautiful.” Hollywood is at the forefront, forcing upon us a veritable army of flat-faced, straight-bodied androgyny in a size two. Although many people still decide to do it since they’re great professionals out there that know The Art of Plastic Surgery and how to make people look exactly how they want to.

Thankfully, there are many places that are ready to provide this service while making sure the procedure is safe, sterile, and no complications arise from it. Places like Body sculpting Manhattan for example, do everything in there power to be as professional as possible, since as you can imagine many people choose not to to undergo these procedures out of fear something might go wrong. At the end of the day it can be considered a not necessary medical procedure, so the risks must be low and you should entrust yourself only to the best places available for your safety and health.

When we look at the Hollywood stars of the forties, fifties and sixties, we find women who still looked like women, with natural breasts, curves and even “flaws” which made them unique and adorable, now everybody finds a doctor to chance something about their body, even the small things like Laser hair removal Skinmd1. And given this sort of nostalgia, it’s more probable that the first time machine won’t be in a DeLorean, but rather in someone’s right hand…

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Anti-Racism Fail

January 27th, 2012 at 5:14 pm by Mark
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Of course, this Public Service Announcement was written by “those” people…