September 7th, 2012 at 6:07 pm by Mark
Tags: allergies, asshats, cooking, food, hobbit, lembas bread, lotr, nuts, Sanity
When cooking, I think the best alternative to nuts is sanity.

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September 6th, 2012 at 5:27 pm by Mark
Tags: babies, baby, bad-drivers, truck
You know some people just have the “Baby on Board” sign to give them an excuse to drive badly.

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September 5th, 2012 at 9:38 pm by Mark
Tags: facebook, golden shower, grammar, innuendo, sex
Of course, it’s completely within the realm of possibility that Jenny might enjoy that sort of thing … I’m just sayin’ …

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September 5th, 2012 at 5:24 pm by Mark
Tags: buffalo bill, cosmetics, lotion, silence of the lambs
I’m not sure that anyone would use a lotion from anyone named Buffalo Bill, and even less so when they bear the instructions of Jame Gumb from Silence of the Lambs…

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September 4th, 2012 at 9:11 pm by Mark
Tags: dr ruth, marriage, sarcasm, sex
The wife had no idea what she was in for…

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