January 1st, 2015 at 12:00 am by Mark
Tags: new year, puns, resolution, sarcasm
Tonight, we celebrate the passing of a year. To some, it seems like forever. To others, it seems like no time at all.
For those still with us, we celebrate. For those no longer with us, we lament.
I wish you all safety and abundance.
Happy New Year.
Resolutions? My only resolution is 1920×1028.

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December 1st, 2014 at 5:19 pm by Mark
Tags: george lucas, movies, sarcasm, spoof, star wars, yoda
Laugh, you will, if a sense of humor you have…
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October 31st, 2014 at 5:00 pm by Chered
Tags: halloween, sarcasm, zombies
Wishing everyone a happy — and safe — Halloween!

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September 18th, 2014 at 5:42 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, dna, dogs, video
Truth be known, if your dog looks like a chihuahua got raped by a jackal and you tell me it’s an Australian Shepherd, you’re probably an idiot.
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August 1st, 2014 at 5:48 pm by Chered
Tags: 99 problems, cookie monster, cookies, death, food, marijuana
She better hope they weren’t special cookies…

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