Don’t You Hate it When Your Shadow Photobombs You?

February 2nd, 2013 at 1:09 pm by Mark
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Strangely, the Shadow didn’t seem to mind…

Awkward: That moment when you realize your shadow is having more fun than you are.

Did You Know Lobsters are Alive When You Kill Them?

February 1st, 2013 at 9:52 pm by Mark
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I don’t want to live on this planet any more…

Snooki: "That's why I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it."

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Star Wars vs. Pulp Fiction

January 31st, 2013 at 9:48 pm by Mark
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Say Jar Jar Binks ONE MORE MOTHERF@#$IN’ TIME!

The Force, Motherfucker! Is it WITH you?

New BIC Pens No Good for a Man

January 30th, 2013 at 5:40 pm by Mark
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Now available with the US — with some amazing satire, to boot. I won’t be purchasing them, of course, because I don’t want to be a unicorn (see link).

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For THOSE Types of Emergencies

January 30th, 2013 at 12:56 pm by Michelle
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Whether it’s an extreme fashion emergency, you need to make a clever diversion to save your favorite vampire, or a surprise visit by Rip Taylor, you’re covered…

Glitter: Break in Case of Fabulous