I have much personal disdain for Metallica given their venture into Top 40 Music that began in the early 90’s. If only they could do something to redeem themselves…

     So basically, the Knoxville Ice Bears vs. the Fayetteville FireAntz Hockey Game gets called because of fighting.  I had no idea they were supposed to be nice to each other…

“Hockey is a lot like chess on ice. Or it would be, if the excitement of chess was based on when the guy with the white pieces shoves his bishop up the other guy’s ass and breaks his neck with a big wooden stick.”

— Stewart King

     Personally, I blame Canada.

The one where the guy takes a shit in the catbox and the girlfriend takes it to the vet to ask what the fuck is wrong with her cat?

That’s funny.

I’m always amazed at how the environmentally conscious “green” future is always so … white?

The Transport Security Administration has agreed not to touch my monkey when I go to the airport.

However, they reserve the right to visually inspect its genital area…