A majority of people understand what the “Holiday Blues” is all about. You lose your job, lose loved ones and are out of money entirely these are just some of the causes. You don’t necessarily have to be subject to all of these factors, just one is enough. That’s when it hit me, I should write a post with ways to avoid the “Holiday Blues.” After all, laughter is the best medicine…
Example 1: Christmas in a Beer Joint
Just in case you suffer from the “holiday blues” from your own lack of ability to purchase Christmas gifts, (you lucky bastard), I suggest you take this advice from Bob and Doug Mackenzie.
Example 2: Bob and Doug Mackenzie
In other words laugh your butt off this Christmas, it sure as hell beats being depressed!
I looked at my watch around noon today… “Why is December 7th so familiar?”
I kept trying to figure it out… Then it hit me…
1941. The attack on Pearl Harbor. Speeches by Roosevelt and Churchill. Our Declaration of War.
Funny how it was okay to have a multi-front war then, based on an unprovoked attack by the Japanese, and declaring it against Germany, who really hadn’t done anything to us at that point.
How different is it, really, when they fly a couple of Jets into our buildings, unprovoked, and we declare war against both their nerve center and another genocidal maniac who was killing his people by the hundreds of thousands…?
It’s been widely noted that I do not sleep. Like, at all.
There aren’t too many times I’ve slept since June.
But last night, I slept for a whole five hours…
Then I fell back to sleep til 10AM.
Waking up is funny… that’s when I’m the most groggy…
And do stupid things like stick a straw in my coffee and take a big drink… *shakes head*
But fortunately, I’m too groggy to notice that my tongue is scalded.
[Update: 9:13PM]
I fell asleep again… woke up at 5:30PM soaking wet from sweat…
A customer asked me to fix some stuff on his server, and I did it…
But when it came time to add reverse DNS records, twelve of them, I couldn’t think about anything that came in twelves but Apostles…
“How about Zodiac signs?”
“Oh, man, and there I was, thinking, egg1, egg2, egg3, egg4… and that wouldn’t work…”
