Happy New Year 2015!

January 1st, 2015 at 12:00 am by Mark
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Tonight, we celebrate the passing of a year. To some, it seems like forever. To others, it seems like no time at all.

For those still with us, we celebrate. For those no longer with us, we lament.

I wish you all safety and abundance.

Happy New Year.

Resolutions? My only resolution is 1920×1028.

My New Year's Resolution is 5760x1080

Star Wars Episode VII Trailer: George Lucas Special Edition

December 1st, 2014 at 5:19 pm by Mark
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Laugh, you will, if a sense of humor you have…

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Happy Halloween 2014!

October 31st, 2014 at 5:00 pm by Chered
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Wishing everyone a happy — and safe — Halloween!

How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there! I've killed 15 zombies so far! Why the fuck are they all carrying candy?

Has Your Dog Been Tested?

September 18th, 2014 at 5:42 pm by Mark
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Truth be known, if your dog looks like a chihuahua got raped by a jackal and you tell me it’s an Australian Shepherd, you’re probably an idiot.

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

Colorado Implements Emergency Rules on Marijuana Cookies

August 1st, 2014 at 5:48 pm by Chered
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She better hope they weren’t special cookies

Cookie Monster: "I have 99 cookies because a bitch ate one."