If you spread “the clap” to everyone around you, is it called “applause?”

Getting on this one would not too sharp. It’s too bad these jokes always fall flat…

As is often the case with Engrish, it’s difficult to determine if they mean, “MAJESTIC ass biscuit” or “majestic ASS biscuit.”

Guaranteed, this truck will never hit anything when driven in reverse… But it’ll prove to make a Hell of an easy target!

As long as they don’t forget to drop a few slimy Cheerios on it before turning it in…