Think She Takes Too Long in the Shower?

January 28th, 2014 at 9:17 pm by Mark
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It’s a common complaint by many men that women take far too long to get ready to leave the house. But just to be politically correct, up to 15% of men may like this, as well…

The New Pantene Shampoo Bottle ... Imagine How Long She Will Take to Get Ready Now!!

Herbal Essences “Dangerously Straight” Review

January 28th, 2014 at 7:57 pm by Mark
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Three women, and 25 others, like this…

Herbal Essences "Dangerously Straight" Shampoo Comment from Facebook: "I've been using this shampoo for like two weeks now and I'm still cautiously bisexual. :( #falseadvertising"

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Counting Sheep

January 28th, 2014 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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A drunken New Zealander came home after a binge carrying a sheep under his arm. He walked into the bedroom where his wife stared at him from the bed. “Sweetheart, this is the pig I’ve been sleeping with every night,” he announced.

Staring at him disgust, the wife yelled, “That’s a sheep, not a pig, you drunken fool!”

“I was talking to the sheep,” he replied dryly.

My Girlfriend asked me how many sexual partners I'd had. I started counting but fell asleep.

Got Snow?

January 28th, 2014 at 3:00 pm by Mark
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Apparently, Mother Nature is confused.

Welcome to Florida: The Sunshine State

Tip: Kimberly, via Facebook

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Acceptable Online Discource: How to Punch Someone Out

January 27th, 2014 at 7:27 pm by Mark
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If you do decide to discuss Politics and Religion online, at least some people will be ever-so-helpful. 😉

Facebook Post: "Pro Tip: if something would get you punched out, told off, or arrested in person, it is not part of acceptable online social discourse, either. Please don't be one of the people who whine about political correctness but are just miffed because they acted like an asshat and somebody said mean things to them in response."  Comment 1: "amen"  Comment 2: "Amen."  Comment 3: "Pro tip: if you're going to punch someone out, align the knuckles of your first two fingers with your wrist and elbow and strike the opponent's cheekbone with the middle knuckle while keeping your elbow raised. This way, you increase the effective power, reduce the likelihood of breaking a knuckle and in the case of a miss, you can continue the momentum with a strike of the elbow."