Posts Tagged with "advertising"

Television: Destroying Creativity One Child at a Time

January 26th, 2014 at 5:56 pm by Mark
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Given some crayons, you expect a kid to draw something, usually a memory or a dream. But kids, being as surprising as they can be, can always amaze you by remembering something like this even though they can’t even remember if they brushed their teeth before bed.

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Come to the Meat Department?

January 16th, 2014 at 1:03 pm by Mark
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And there I thought some of the customers were creepy…

"What Will $5 Buy?  Shh... Come to the Meat Department & Let Me Show You!"  NOT SURE IF HUNGRY... OR JUST NERVOUS


The Campaign for Cheeseburger Equality

January 14th, 2014 at 9:40 pm by Mark
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Next, they’ll be going on about the weight of the burgers. Personally, I don’t want a skinny little burger — I prefer mine a bit “thick.”

Cheeseburgers.  Since when is this more attractive than this?  End the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful. Real burgers | real beauty.

Durex Makes its Apologies

December 13th, 2013 at 9:13 pm by Mark
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International Condom marker, Durex, has repeatedly made a name for itself with its edgy, sarcastic advertising.

Durex Comments on Honey BooBoo: "We are really sorry for this."

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Nobody Likes Repairing an Audi…

June 13th, 2013 at 5:11 pm by Mark
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The last time I had to work on an MF Audi, the MF small, plastic valve cost MF $360, and an hour of my time trying to get the MF clamps off of the MF hoses — and it still didn’t MF fix the problem. But these MF’s fix MF Audis, and, to sweeten the deal, if you buy a MF car from them, they give you a MF FREE TATTOO from one of Knoxville’s most prestigious MF tattoo parlors. That’s just MF crazy… But if you seriously need some great car parts, check out scuderia car parts for their services.

"VW or Audi Warranty Expired?" Profane Advertising: Interesting. I said the same thing the last time I had to work on an Audi...