Sometimes, you can actually find a clever sign without using Says-It…

Note: Taken while driving, at night, in the snow. Uphill. Both ways. Thus the bad quality…

It’s like I’ve always said: Vegetables aren’t food. Vegetables are what food eats.

Besides … Who is PeTA kidding? Silicone isn’t meat.

Of course, this Public Service Announcement was written by “those” people…

This certainly doesn’t seem like a particularly safe promotional plan…

Let’s be honest: the five-Martinis-at-lunch-induced belly doesn’t go so well with the Weiner.

Photo Credit: Jodie Manross, via Facebook