May 10th, 2013 at 5:10 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, bingo, games, walmart
If it was poker, I’d see your pregnant-with-a-tramp-stamp and raise you a homeless-man-in-a-tartan-skirt-and-heels. Yes, the heels are tartan, too…

Note: Hat tip to Anita, via the Pinternet.
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April 17th, 2013 at 5:01 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, camera, cellphones, duckface, facebook, phones, telephones
For those who make Duckface photos, prepare to be shamed, because what can be seen cannot be unseen.

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February 15th, 2013 at 5:08 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, missing, sexism, valentines day
In his defense, he did actually say, “Make me a sammich PLEASE?”

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February 1st, 2013 at 9:52 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, celebrities, lobster, snooki
I don’t want to live on this planet any more…

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January 28th, 2013 at 5:52 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, math, media
No sense claiming it’s a sarcastic title on such a boring article…

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