Posts Tagged with "asshats"

How to Make Your WalMart Experience Enjoyable

May 10th, 2013 at 5:10 pm by Mark
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If it was poker, I’d see your pregnant-with-a-tramp-stamp and raise you a homeless-man-in-a-tartan-skirt-and-heels. Yes, the heels are tartan, too…

Walmart Bingo

Note: Hat tip to Anita, via the Pinternet.

Enough Duckface, Already!

April 17th, 2013 at 5:01 pm by Mark
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For those who make Duckface photos, prepare to be shamed, because what can be seen cannot be unseen.

The Future: An inspecific amount of time beyond now when one remembers this photo while taking a duckface photo in the bathroom with their phone and feels stupid.

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Missing Since Valentine’s Day

February 15th, 2013 at 5:08 pm by Mark
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In his defense, he did actually say, “Make me a sammich PLEASE?”

Missing: This Guy.  Presumed Dead.

Did You Know Lobsters are Alive When You Kill Them?

February 1st, 2013 at 9:52 pm by Mark
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I don’t want to live on this planet any more…

Snooki: "That's why I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it."

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More Evidence That Media is Stupid

January 28th, 2013 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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No sense claiming it’s a sarcastic title on such a boring article…

'We hate math,' say 4 in 10 - a majority of Americans