A drunken New Zealander came home after a binge carrying a sheep under his arm. He walked into the bedroom where his wife stared at him from the bed. “Sweetheart, this is the pig I’ve been sleeping with every night,” he announced.

Staring at him disgust, the wife yelled, “That’s a sheep, not a pig, you drunken fool!”

“I was talking to the sheep,” he replied dryly.

The Holidays are over, Christmas candy is on clearance, and some people just can’t help themselves, can they?

Of course, it’s also a known fact that if you allow boys to watch Twilight, they end up with more sparkling glitter than the average stripper…

I suppose those of you who are completely enraptured with the story of a young woman’s heart-wrenching decision between bestiality and necrophilia will be thrilled to see the next installment of Twilight next month…

I suppose those of you who are completely enraptured with the story of a young woman’s heart-wrenching decision between bestiality and necrophilia will be thrilled to see the next installment of Twilight next month…