While we’re at it, I’ll just go ahead and believe everything on the Internet is true, politicians never lie, the check actually is in the mail, and that the red eyes and cotton mouth aren’t actually the first stage of anaphylactic shock because weed is actually good for me given that it’s all natural — just like uranium, arsenic and lead… Thank you! Drive through…

Ever left your most prized, expensive mascara in the car overnight during the summer or winter? Similar effect…

Given the news that Beyoncé’s publicist has asked Buzzfeed to pull down the “unflattering” photos from her half-time performance at this year’s Superbowl, you knew it’d only be a matter of time before we chimed in…

For those who haven’t heard, Beyoncé will be lip-syncing at the Superbowl…