Ummm … I’m almost 100% certain the signature is a forgery, but, uhh …

Apparently someone remembered that whole bit about Egypt back in the day…

Note: If this offended you as being “racist,” your sarcasm level may be low. Please refill and try again.

Several years ago, I posted a photo of a Japanese man that went viral — he was wearing a white t-shirt with a single word on it: “BITCH.” He loved the idea of English, and bought the shirt because it had English written on it, but didn’t understand what the word meant.

The same goes for Tattoos. So often, Americans will mark themselves with any number of Asian languages, claiming to know its origins and meanings. The trouble with Chinese, especially, is that the words carry an entirely different meaning when taken out of context.

I guess what I’m saying is … You can make a perfect ass of yourself with a tattoo in English, so why bother getting something offensive in a different language?

Could have been worse. He could’ve been water skiing …

As expected, even Jesus hides…