Posts Tagged with "bible"

The Holy Bible: “Signed Copy”

January 25th, 2015 at 1:37 pm by Mark
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Ummm … I’m almost 100% certain the signature is a forgery, but, uhh …

The Holy Bible, ESV.  "Signed Copy"

Racial Stereotype Fail

September 2nd, 2012 at 1:58 pm by Mark
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Apparently someone remembered that whole bit about Egypt back in the day…

Note: If this offended you as being “racist,” your sarcasm level may be low. Please refill and try again.

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The Trouble with Tattoos

May 25th, 2012 at 5:08 pm by Mark
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Several years ago, I posted a photo of a Japanese man that went viral — he was wearing a white t-shirt with a single word on it: “BITCH.” He loved the idea of English, and bought the shirt because it had English written on it, but didn’t understand what the word meant.

The same goes for Tattoos. So often, Americans will mark themselves with any number of Asian languages, claiming to know its origins and meanings. The trouble with Chinese, especially, is that the words carry an entirely different meaning when taken out of context.

I guess what I’m saying is … You can make a perfect ass of yourself with a tattoo in English, so why bother getting something offensive in a different language?

Fishing With Moses Must’ve Been a Pain in the Ass

April 1st, 2012 at 1:44 pm by Mark
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Could have been worse. He could’ve been water skiing …

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Door to Door Bible Sales

February 12th, 2012 at 1:28 pm by Mark
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As expected, even Jesus hides…