Posts Tagged with "cats"

Two Can Play at This Game

April 18th, 2016 at 1:31 pm by Cassie
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The awkward moment when your cat learns to use Facebook…

(Girl with Cat shirt)(Cat with Whore shirt) "Two can play at this game!"

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Perhaps She Prefers the Pu… Nevermind

April 20th, 2015 at 5:20 pm by Cassie
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No, no innuendo there.

Periwinkle Jones: "New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him. :( He's ginger & names Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.

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Cats Can Be Assholes

March 20th, 2015 at 5:47 pm by Cassie
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A cat walks into a bar.

“I’m depressed. Give me a shot of rum,” he demands of the bartender.

The bartender pours him a shot, and the cat slowly pushes it off the bar.

“Pour me another…”

"Please Don't Leave Drinks Unattended. The cat is an asshole."

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Gun Safety: It’s Not Just for Kids Any More

February 23rd, 2015 at 3:57 pm by Mark
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You might find it ludicrous, but I know plenty of pussies who should read this book…

Pamphlet: How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

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And, More Snow and Ice on the Way?

February 17th, 2015 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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My sentiments, exactly…

Cat in Snow: "Well, Shit!"

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