January 12th, 2014 at 1:51 pm by Mark
Tags: dating, manual, relationships, sarcasm, understanding, women
I thought, “This is great! Apparently I’ve been clueless for 40-something years!” When I tried to buy one, there was no price tag, no one could tell me how much it cost, and they repeatedly insisted on quoting the terms and conditions of purchase. đŸ˜‰

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December 14th, 2013 at 5:23 pm by Mark
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I know you’ve heard the line, “After 3AM, everyone’s gorgeous.” It’s important to make your decisions prior to drinking.

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February 14th, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Mark
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They know you’re not a mind reader. That’s why they’ve mentioned what they want over and over and over — and they will tell you that when you come home with nothing!

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May 17th, 2012 at 5:19 pm by Mark
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As in Dating 101, keep it simple. Once you’ve approached the object of your desire, assure it you’re not a douchebag, and refer to the diagram below.

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May 14th, 2012 at 5:45 pm by Mark
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I’m guessing this never happened to Humphrey Bogart. I’m just sayin’…

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