Posts Tagged with "dating"

The Best Way to Get Over a Man?

February 4th, 2014 at 7:12 pm by Mark
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It’s always good, amongst Facebook friends, to have a bit of fore-knowledge about who *not* to piss off…

Facebook Question: "The best way to get over a man is to....."  Facebook Answer: "Chop his legs off at the knees... they are much easier to climb if they are closer to the ground!"

Speed-Dating: Star Wars Style

February 4th, 2014 at 5:10 pm by Mark
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Geek Question of the Day: Has there ever been a Twi’Lek in Star Wars who wasn’t hot?

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Trolling for Dates on Facebook?

January 23rd, 2014 at 9:11 pm by Mark
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Ironically, this might actually work. 😉

Guys that try and pick up girls on facebook are pathetic. Girls if you agree Message me your number so we can talk about it.  IT'S A TRAP!

What Would You Do if Someone Pulled a Knife on You?

January 22nd, 2014 at 4:25 pm by Zacque
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While it may seem uncharacteristically sexist to some, it’s also good to have a sense of humor and think, “This is what Mark should have done back 2008!” lol

If a girl ever pulls out a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her woman instincts will kick in and she'll make you a saandwich.

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The Dating Game: You Can’t Win Edition

January 17th, 2014 at 1:11 pm by Mark
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I’ve seen this game played out over and over.

The corollary: I never gave a damn about where to eat — food is food, and I eat a lot of it — because spending time with and keeping her happy was always the more important priority.

Me? I’ll take a $5 Taco Bell box, and probably eat again in an hour. 😉

So then I told him, "No, you choose the restaurant. I don't care where we go. lolz"