March 20th, 2015 at 5:47 pm by Cassie
Tags: cats, depression, drinking
A cat walks into a bar.
“I’m depressed. Give me a shot of rum,” he demands of the bartender.
The bartender pours him a shot, and the cat slowly pushes it off the bar.
“Pour me another…”
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February 28th, 2015 at 1:28 pm by Chered
Tags: crime, drinking, jail, judge, ozzy osbourne, puns
And now I need bail money…
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February 21st, 2015 at 9:06 pm by Chered
Tags: drinking, kentucky, snow
If you drink enough rather than playing with them, the snow is irrelevant.
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February 14th, 2015 at 9:37 pm by Mark
Tags: drinking, funny signs, liquor store, valentines day
Whether you’re single or not for Valentine’s Day, one thing is certainly true: There’s always the liquor store option.
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January 2nd, 2015 at 5:50 pm by Chered
Tags: drinking, hangover, new year, sarcasm, wine
I’m not self-medicating with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well, he called it a receipt… Whatever.
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