March 20th, 2015 at 5:47 pm by Cassie![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/d21384ab23ef9a7256a7a2014b3f4693?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: cats, depression, drinking
A cat walks into a bar.
“I’m depressed. Give me a shot of rum,” he demands of the bartender.
The bartender pours him a shot, and the cat slowly pushes it off the bar.
“Pour me another…”
!["Please Don't Leave Drinks Unattended. The cat is an asshole."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/03/DontLeaveDrinksUnattended.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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February 28th, 2015 at 1:28 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: crime, drinking, jail, judge, ozzy osbourne, puns
And now I need bail money…
![Ozzy Osbourne: Judge says to me "Ozzy, you've been brought here for drinking." So I says, Great! Let's get started!"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/02/OzzyGetsStartedDrinking.jpg?resize=460%2C307&ssl=1)
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February 21st, 2015 at 9:06 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: drinking, kentucky, snow
If you drink enough rather than playing with them, the snow is irrelevant.
![How to Measure Snow in Kentucky](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/02/HowToMeasureSnowInKentucky.jpg?resize=460%2C613&ssl=1)
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February 14th, 2015 at 9:37 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: drinking, funny signs, liquor store, valentines day
Whether you’re single or not for Valentine’s Day, one thing is certainly true: There’s always the liquor store option.
![Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. Vodka is Cheaper Than Dinner for Two.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/02/VodkaIsCheaper.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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January 2nd, 2015 at 5:50 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: drinking, hangover, new year, sarcasm, wine
I’m not self-medicating with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well, he called it a receipt… Whatever.
![When You Get Wine Hangover, It's Called the Grape Depression](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/01/WineHangover.jpg?resize=460%2C288&ssl=1)
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