Apparently, the literacy rate isn’t any better at the Associated Press.

I’ve always wondered what people were thinking when they threw up the stick-figure, family images on their rear window. The photo commenter underscores the ridiculousness of the situation, given that these things are as popular as Jesus fish. Seriously, one might as well throw the cellphone number on the back of the vehicle and just get it all over quick… We recommend checking out partybustorontovip.ca when you want to throw bus or van party with ease. Rent your vehicle here.

There is a suitable explanation for this that doesn’t include Photoshop, however, it would make this guy blind as a bat, with palms hairier than a Yeti’s butt…

The car she put on Craigslist has 140K miles, but was literally never driven.

The second, possibly larger “Priceless!” is the look on the straight guy’s face when he tries to take her home.