Food Fight
January 17th, 2013 at 7:59 pm by Mark
Tags: cooking, crying, food, pain
Could have pulled a Gallagher and crushed him with a watermelon…
Posts Tagged with "food"
Tags: cooking, crying, food, pain
Proof That it’s Not the End of the World
December 20th, 2012 at 5:15 pm by MarkTags: calendar, expiration, food, mayans, oreo
The Mayans might’ve finished their calendar if the Spanish hadn’t wiped them out… Besides, it’s already 12-21-2012 everywhere east of Israel.
How to Literally Tweet on Twitter
October 5th, 2012 at 5:40 pm by MarkTags: animals, birds, food, peanut butter, twitter
There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity. Apparently, that line is made of suet…
Nut Allergies
September 7th, 2012 at 6:07 pm by MarkTags: allergies, asshats, cooking, food, hobbit, lembas bread, lotr, nuts, Sanity
When cooking, I think the best alternative to nuts is sanity.
How Not to Eat a Kit Kat® Bar
August 28th, 2012 at 5:07 pm by MarkTags: candy, cdo, eating, food, kitkat, ocd, oreo, pizza
Does it annoy you when someone eats a pizza crust first? Eats an Oreo® without taking it apart and eating the icing first? Takes a bite from the middle of a burrito?
If so, then you may have an advanced case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, also known as CDO when properly alphabetized.
Note: KIT KAT® is a registered trademark under license from Societe des Produits Nestle S.A.
Oreo® is a registered trademark of Nabisco, Inc.
