Posts Tagged with "funny signs"

PSA: Condom Safety

April 19th, 2013 at 5:53 pm by Mark
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As we all know — or should know — even spermicidally lubricated condoms are only 99% effective. Don’t be the 1%.

Condoms aren't totally safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Poorly Chosen McDonald’s Logo

April 9th, 2013 at 5:08 pm by Mark
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Yeah, we know all about your cravings for a Big Mac. But seriously, the Arby’s logo is even worse when looked at for what it is — that long, tall “hat” with a wide brim at the bottom that looks like just like two… Yeah, you know…

McDonald's Logo: Would You Like That Super-sized?

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Only Josh Can Prevent Wildfires

April 6th, 2013 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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I’m not buying it, because I have a feeling that Josh was born well after the 1975 release by Michael Martin Murphey

"Only ________ ('Your Name Here', 'Josh' painted in grafitti) Can Prevent Wildfires."  DAMMIT, JOSH!  You had ONE JOB!

Home Improvement Supplies Suck at WalMart

March 30th, 2013 at 5:25 pm by Mark
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While the Home Improvement guys are busy trying to figure out how to fix their sign, one of the salespeople in Electronics is wondering where he can get a new cell phone…

WalMart "Fasteners" Aisle Sign Needs ... Fasteners

 

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Dr. Pepper Accepted at McDonald’s

March 29th, 2013 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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I’ll be the asshole at the drive-thru trying to pay for my upsized double-quarter-pounder with four two-liter Dr. Peppers…

Visa. Mastercard. American Express. Discover. Star. Interlink. McDonald's Arch Card. Oh, good. They accept Dr. Pepper here!