Just in case it didn’t sink in the first time: Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.

I won’t be shopping here again! Aisle Five was Italian, and Aisle One was Fruits!

It’s just unfortunate that this jumping walrus is being singled out because he’s gay…

That totally didn’t answer the question, did it? That said, I can’t remember the last time I described any woman’s breasts as “fantastic” …

Justin Bieber is eighteen years old now — a grown woman, perfectly able to take care of herself.